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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My name is Lacie. I’m 17. I’m a dancer.</description><title>The Original Smart Ass</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lacieliz95)</generator><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/090f81674553c32923b22bc10b73796f/tumblr_mmjum9Amgp1qmy8oho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51163422578</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51163422578</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:59:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>seifukucat:

i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seifukucat.tumblr.com/post/50617102096/i-wear-the-maid-outfit-in-this-relationship"&gt;seifukucat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i wear the maid outfit in this relationship&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51163380590</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51163380590</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:58:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ambassador-of-anguish.tumblr.com/post/50847013778/shouldertappingghosts-if-i-was-a-famous-author"&gt;ambassador-of-anguish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shouldertappingghosts.tumblr.com/post/50846953756/if-i-was-a-famous-author-i-would-publish-a-book"&gt;shouldertappingghosts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. T&lt;span&gt;hen when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51079838843</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51079838843</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:27:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fattributes:

Cannoli Cream Puffs
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81a3fdb702be069c34c5fdb16ad1b795/tumblr_mn4yseicUr1qhpzwoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fattributes.tumblr.com/post/51066859958"&gt;fattributes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.seasonsandsuppers.ca/cannoli-cream-puffs/"&gt;Cannoli Cream Puffs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51070323312</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51070323312</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:21:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m548r9ZqTn1r3x5moo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51070313216</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/51070313216</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:21:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f74d9d633530b139f8fce5d5e012fde/tumblr_mmm54z04Jd1qepwalo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50870751055</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50870751055</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 21:27:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>juotin:

Natalia Osipova by Gene Schiavone
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/649b064aae32d4b8a70914e81ef7ed92/tumblr_mlsb3e8VbM1rcacueo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juotin.tumblr.com/post/48829942040/natalia-osipova-by-gene-schiavone"&gt;juotin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Natalia Osipova by Gene Schiavone&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50829633085</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50829633085</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:38:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0a4be1837551050822c062a1d0fc147/tumblr_mlp068y5u71qg20eyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50828609742</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50828609742</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:24:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>smhexy:

Me no studyMe no care Me go marryA millionareIf he dieMe no cryMe go marry Another guy
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smhexy.tumblr.com/post/47456473697"&gt;smhexy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Me no study&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Me no care &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Me go marry&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;A millionare&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;If he die&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Me no cry&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Me go marry &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Another guy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50828272815</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50828272815</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:19:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcyywaaW0N1rvz5txo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50828131734</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50828131734</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:17:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call. Go after her because that’s what you..."</title><description>“Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call. Go after her because that’s what you should do if you love someone, don’t wait for them to give you a sign because it might never come. Don’t let people happen to you, don’t let me happen to you, or her, she’s not a fucking television show or tornado. There are people I might have loved had they gotten on the airplane or run down the street after me or called me up drunk at four in the morning because they need to tell me right now and because they cannot regret this and I always thought I’d be the only one doing crazy things for people who would never give enough of a fuck to do it back or to act like idiots or be entirely vulnerable and honest and making someone fall in love with you is easy and flying 3000 miles on four days notice because you can’t just sit there and do nothing and breathe into telephones is not everyone’s idea of love but it is the way I can recognize it because that is what I do. Go scream it and be with her in meaningful ways because that is beautiful and that is generous and that is what loving someone is, that is raw and that is unguarded, and that is all that is worth anything, really.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Harvey Milk (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moaka.tumblr.com/"&gt;moaka&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50827638947</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50827638947</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:11:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6402d282d7a19c00e3f8184b26ae1695/tumblr_mmya1gzFqS1rlca9xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50718739111</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50718739111</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 06:06:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tr3ndyc00l.tumblr.com/post/50532828694/apparently-my-school-made-the-senior-dinner-great"&gt;tr3ndyc00l&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50650288071</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50650288071</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 09:24:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reri88:

John Mayer - Slow dancing in a burning room</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/574ea91ea2d9ffce734b1ef1f2135e89/tumblr_mmv0xqOcEh1s2g3uvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reri88.tumblr.com/post/50523548910/john-mayer-slow-dancing-in-a-burning-room" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;reri88&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;John Mayer - Slow dancing in a burning room&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50550472287</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50550472287</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:01:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roseisreturning.tumblr.com/post/49457967578"&gt;roseisreturning&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50495696737</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50495696737</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:56:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lovedly:

Basically my eating schedule.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt9qnQKIM1rky02fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovedly.tumblr.com/post/50443233179/basically-my-eating-schedule"&gt;lovedly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Basically my eating schedule.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50495539738</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50495539738</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:52:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>expectationskillus:

my edit</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fccc4ca3b6e2c668fd2762467c00924e/tumblr_mmqosheBUI1rfqhzwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://expectationskillus.tumblr.com/post/50359784172/my-edit" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;expectationskillus&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;my edit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50418471380</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50418471380</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 09:30:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magec0dXQg1r5ipnxo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50277611190</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50277611190</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 14:53:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0e70544e1810938fd07d647bb1b1f96/tumblr_mmaux5vxki1r8nqngo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50081949113</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50081949113</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 06:56:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>carawill:

starksexual:

why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carawill.tumblr.com/post/41179154550/starksexual-why-are-men-so-damn-obsessed-with"&gt;carawill&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starksexual.tumblr.com/post/38481978670/why-are-men-so-damn-obsessed-with-women-going-to"&gt;starksexual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that’s all, dude&lt;br/&gt;chill &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and share tampons and pain pills and lipgloss while talking about all our emotional problems&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50013831939</link><guid>http://lacieliz95.tumblr.com/post/50013831939</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 10:37:27 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
