May 2013
smhexy:
Me no study Me no care Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry Another guy
“Go after her. Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call. Go after her...”
– Harvey Milk (via moaka)
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
carawill:
starksexual:
why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together
that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open
that’s all, dude chill
The above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and...
silenthill:
wanna go out, like… on a date maybe? maybe grab some burgers… maybe go to the movies… maybe dress me as a maid and fuck me sensless… maybe go watch the stars? think about it
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
i hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
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highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
April 2013
tuucker:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK...
excalilbur:
finnemoron:
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
bedussey:
instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
ophi1ia:
I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
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jumblejo:
toopunktofuck:
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know: jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
#anglerfish and praying mantises my...
Anonymous asked: i still think you are beautiful :) i hope you speak again soon :)
cassetting:
john green is a genius because he creates books
within books
and then he quotes those books
in his books
