The Original Smart Ass
My name is Lacie. I'm 17. I'm a dancer.
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
(via staying-in-my-toaster)
Basically my eating schedule.
(Source: motherfucking-breadcrumbs, via staying-in-my-toaster)
why are men so damn obsessed with women going to the bathroom together
that’s all we do, one goes in while the other waits outside, sometimes holding the door so it won’t open
that’s all, dude
chillThe above is a lie we actually go and have massive orgies together with other groups of girls in the restroom and then we gossip about all your faults and failures and share tampons and pain pills and lipgloss while talking about all our emotional problems
(via that-arrogant-boy)
